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Desperate Housewives

November 14th, 2008 by Ram

 

I came across a hilarious video recently when I was checking out a start-up company.

I found that some comments to this video are witty and to the point. You can see the video and comments here.

The girl in the video is obviously dumb. One user wrote the comment “this xxxx is probably posting this vid as a gag, but she certainly represents a lot of females of her ilk: lazy, uneducated, unwashed, unemployed, gold digging sponges who have nothing to offer a man besides their overused and abused cunts. you’d have to be a desperate fool to want to keep her… i highly suggest getting yourself an attractive and very poor young woman from a third world country in the middle east, latin america or asia. marry them, f*** them when you want and beat them if they step out of line.”.

Although the comment is funny, this shows the perspective of a typical American towards the woman in Asia. They seem to think that Asian girls would tolerate whatever is thrown at. That’s changing rapidly in many Asian countries. I personally know a 55 year old Chinese American that married 26 year old girl. She was like slave to him. That was 5 years ago. Now, the situation is not the same. Americans may find it harder to find Asian woman whom they can beat.

I like the comment from shaggieshapiro: “She will vote for McCain”. Can’t deny that!



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Written by Ram

November 14th, 2008 at 1:44 am

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Namitha in U.S.

November 4th, 2008 by Adarsh

 

What has Indian sexy actress Namitha to do with Shopping.com portal in U.S? Search Engine Marketing guys try all kinds of tricks to make the viewers click on the ads.

Shopping Sexy Namitha


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November 4th, 2008 at 12:37 am

Prime Minister of United States!

April 29th, 2008 by Ram

 

This could be dumbest thing of this year. Checkout the spam I got today.

Prime Minister of US


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April 29th, 2008 at 11:46 am

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Dogs Nab Movie Pirates!

August 21st, 2007 by Ram

 

It looks like Malaysian government listened to Apple’s slogan “Think Different”. It employed two dogs to catch the movie pirates!

Lucky and Flo, black Labradors trained to detect the chemicals used in making DVDs, nabbed pirates that made illegal copies of movies. That led to 26 arrests and seizures of illegal discs worth more than $6 million.

These dogs even received the outstanding service awards from the Malaysian government!

Movie pirates got so frustrated that they put a bounty of 100,000 ringgit ($28,560) on Lucky and Flo after they busted a fake DVD ring in the southern Johor state in March. Since then, the dogs have been closely guarded.

You can read more about this in zdnet.com.


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August 21st, 2007 at 11:21 am

Posted in Humour, World News

Useless Facts!

July 13th, 2007 by Ram

 

Single grain wrote an interesting post about useless facts. These facts are not just few, but 301 useless facts!

Read the post here. These facts are not really useless. Some are intriguing.

I found some of the facts are really interesting, like the #42 (India has a Bill of Rights for cows). Is it true?

#45 (American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads) makes sense!

#54 (Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday) shows that you should be better off with ATMs on Fridays!


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July 13th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

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Why men cheat?!

April 16th, 2007 by Ram

 

Men cheat Women. Women cheat Men. Why do they do that? Lack of love is the major reason. Womansavers.com listed 10 reasons why men cheat women. As a guy, I feel that all those 10 reasons are accurate ;-)

Many cheating husbands I know do that because they can easily get away with it.

You can read all 10 reasons here.


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April 16th, 2007 at 11:18 am

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Animated Short Film

March 1st, 2007 by Adarsh

 

My friend sent me a link to this video in Yahoo Videos. It’s a great video to watch.  

You can see that there is so much of time and effort was put in this short film. All that effort created a masterpiece. I hope that you enjoy this video.

If the above video link doesn’t work, try this: http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=13dc77ccb5b13fa2091402c6e9e02d08.1120073&fr=yvmtf


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Written by Adarsh

March 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm

Posted in Humour, Technology

Stand-in Chinese Mistress

February 28th, 2007 by Ram

 

A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

This guy’s wife found out that he had a mistress. Instead of kicking the husband, she insisted on beating up the mistress!

The guy doesn’t want his mistress to get beaten up, so he placed the ad in sina.com (online jobs forum in China) for a stand-in mistress.

If you think this guy is a weird dude, what do you think about the 10 people that applied for this “job”? The woman that gets the job would receive 3,000 yuan (Rs. 17,000+) per 10 minutes of beating.


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February 28th, 2007 at 10:16 am

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